You've Seen My Lowest Prices. Now I'm Going Even Lower!

Papa Pete's Below-Cost Doll Blowout!

Well, I guess I've finally lost my mind!

You thought my clearance prices were low? Wait until you see these!

I've got more brand-new dolls than I have room for, and I've decided it's time to do something about it. So I've slashed prices AGAIN. In fact, every one of these dolls are priced below what I paid for them!

Yes, you read that right. I'm taking a loss. A real one. But I need the room, and somebody ought to get a terrific bargain out of this situation!

Papa Pete’s Price Staircase

Regular price: where dolls live happily.
Clearance: where they get a good discount.
Super clearance: where Papa Pete stops looking at the numbers.

Grandparents, are you listening? Got a Giving Tree to support? A birthday coming up, a grandchild who deserves a surprise, or just want to tuck away a lovely doll for the next gift-giving occasion, this is the time to shop.

These are brand-new dolls at prices I probably shouldn't be offering. But once they're gone, they're gone. No promises of more. No second chances.

So please, take a look. Find a doll or two a new home. Your grandchild will be happy, your wallet will be happy, and Papa Pete will finally be able to see the top of his shelves again!

Quick answers

How is this different from your regular clearance page?
Clearance dolls are marked down. Super clearance dolls are marked down past what I paid.
Are they new? Yes, brand-new merchandise.
Can I return one? All super-clearance sales are final, so please choose carefully. Dolls are excellent listeners, but they can’t process refunds.
Will it arrive by Christmas? Order by Thursday, December 17. Orders ship within one business day, and most arrive within a week. Shipping is $7.50 flat, free over $85. Add a few dolls and see. 
Will you get more at these prices? No. When they’re gone, they’re gone.

Papa Pete
P.S. My warehouse says thank you. So does my floor.